Oooh! What a sex machine! A stud muffin! One big chunk of manly! A hot, toasty ball of burninating love! Hellll YEAH. Ladies....
you know you want me. Those dudes in the backround are just some of my homies, my crue. Yeah, them's my homies from Brooklyn.
The rich, Jewish part of Brooklyn, but Brooklyn.
And no, I'm not photogenic. No need to point it out.